Most popular Casino Jokes

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When it comes to gamblers, they say a fool and his money are soon parted. What makes me wonder is how did a fool and his money get together in the first place?

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Rodney Dangerfield joined Gamblers Anonymous. They gave him three-to-one he wouldn't make it.

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The casino in Alice Springs is a bit backward. They don’t even have Keno. Instead, they’ve got as girl who comes up to your table and says, “Oh, well, I’m thinking of a number between one and ten…”

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My man had nothing to do, so just for a laugh he went to the casino. In three hours he had laughed away our car.

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As I walked in the casino, I passed some Siamese twins on their way out. I said, “Did you win?” They said, “Yes and no.”

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In Vegas, they’ll bet on anything. One casino was ready to let me bet on whether I’d win or lose there.

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Q: What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino? A: In a casino, you really mean it!

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Dialogue:

"My husband's going to a casino in central Asia."

"Tibet?"

"Of course, why else would he go!"

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There's the touching story of the young man who said to his girlfriend, "I bet you wouldn't marry me." The story goes that she not only called his bet but she raised him five!

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Did you hear about the new 3 million dollar State Lottery? The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.

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A bum asked a man for $2.

The man replied, "Will you buy booze?"

The bum answered, "No."

The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?"

The bum replied, "No."

"Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"

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Four cowboys were at an old saloon in Tombstone playing poker. A lot of money was at stake as the cards were dealt, and each was keeping a sharp eye on the other.

As one of the players called the hand and laid out his cards, another one stood up in amazement.

"Hey, George is cheatin'. He ain't playin' the cards I dealt him!"

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Q: What is the only way to keep your money from the casinos in Las Vegas?

A: When you get off the plane, walk into the propellers!

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25 June 2009 by SlotsDoc.com
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